Are we there yet becomes *** it, I'm not going now
and how did that happen?
too much faffing about by those spaffers in Westminster.

I've already been anyway and there's nothing there
the cupboard as Old Mother Hubbard found
is bare.

my advice,
get your lovin' in and love who you're lovin'
you'll not go far if you stay where you are,
but you'll be safe