Before the battle I battled did not wait for the King's shilling or the Queen's penny I drew from the sweat of my brows and gave back to the common purse what is ordered due I burnt midnight oils and tested with peers equal and fair laurels gained in light I was there in all the mornings calls ached in dusk's rest and stood salted shoulder to shoulders in both heat and cold so come meet and look me in the eyes and tell me in truth I did not rise at dawn to seize the day for to the naysayers the fakes and charlatans oozing scarlet **** and draining sewage from cuddled brains and grimy fetid minds I declare in full grace you all can go do the hot unmentionables and feed it to each others