For most of my life I yearned for the simple independence of a feline existence, a house cat that spends more time outside exploring and roaming, then inside snoring.
Preening and self-cleaning, eating human food offerings at will or not, everything on my terms having my way with the humans, they being such easy creatures to bamboozle and train.
No matter how much I ignore them, hiss or scratch they treat me like some highly revered object. A King perhaps?
Now that I am older and wiser my feline ambitions have been largely met. Being left mostly alone with lots of cat naps, all on my fully autonomous terms and conditions. Roaming sparingly, preferring the inside comforts of home over the cold wet outside.
Please wake me if you have any questions. But understand I may not answer as I might be napping. Or choose too merely ignore you, as that is what cats can and often do. And even at times we humans may too.