My lifetime as a little boy Was filled with mystery and toy, With fantasy I filled my head So when I climbed the stairs to bed, Imagined I that phantoms dwelt In every shadow dark and svelt, In every nook and cranny there Beyond the landing up the stair.
Clutching hard my teddy bear I conjoured courage, stared a glare And crept with stealth from step to step With hearth in mouth and holding breath, Big eyes round and tippy toes, 'Cos mother said one never knows.....
Something sudden, quick and black I jumped with fright and staggered back Furry skin and almond eyes I gasped, alarmed, in wild surprise A gorilla on the landing sat ???? ...Oh! weak relief....it's just the cat.