If that was Monday
you can stick it,
I'd pick any day other
than a Monday to hold
a Monday on,

oh!
doesn't he go on about Monday,
said the old ******* the corner to
her friend who was in curlers,
I only mention curlers because you
don't see many of them about anymore
and if you do it's usually on some Lancashire lass
stood at the door gassing to her neighbours,

which has nothing to do with Monday
and nothing to do with me,

but I do record sights and sounds
so
if
'I am a camera'
I'd  like to be a Leica
M10-R digital.