You have betrayed me, dear body, Greying my hair in bits and pieces, Finally losing all sense of restraint, And drowning my head (and elsewhere) In an **** of winter delight. You have caused me to sag, soften and yet stiffen When I execute my new early morning ballet of groaning contortions, And now, you have perhaps committed the greatest betrayal of all by taking me to the first basecamp of what will be the final summit. If I could, I would trade you in.