i had a dog called billy he never had a bark
it was always funny when took him to the park
open up his mouth as dogs were running round
as he tried to bark there wasnt any sound

i bought a little horn tied it on his head
now when he tries to bark i press the horn instead
dogs they always knew when he was around
they all go know his funny little sound

people they all laugh when they hear his horn
he never had bark from the day that he was born
his horn will have to do with its funny sound
then his doggy friends will know when he is around