I hear them all out there
On dates, in love, thriving.
I think they all judge me,
Pity me for just surviving.

But last I checked, it's my decision
As to if my life's worthwhile,
And frankly right now I'm content.
I'm living my life in style.

I've a big fluffy shark here,
Sitting in my arms,
Underneath a warm cover,
And free from your qualms.

Frankly,
I'm the one thriving.
You wish you were me
'Cause my soul is jiving.