Well, I’m stuck on the roof and my ladder is broken.
I watch my footing so I don’t slip down the icy *****.
My worn out sneakers keep me relatively secure
but I could certainly use some bigger boots.
******* ones. With large golden buckles.
Black boots so big it’s impossible not to hear
me coming. And black goes with red so
give me a red suit, classy and stylish
but still quite comfortable.
Add a white belt, beard
white trimmed red hat,
and then I wouldn’t
be stuck next to
this *******
chimney.