typically the vainglorious narcissist
semblance and noxious substance
creeps in loftily to pontificate
see our man of plagiarised letters
the sheep in wolves clothing
uncle Bulgaria womble-ing
his two-fartings' worth
doyen of the play-ground badass
specialist negatron of enlightenment
the sound-bite poet of infamy
see him there with picture to adorn
in misrepresented conceit unfitting
our empty buffoon of little means
beckons us all does our
Mr Exemplified Narcissist
see me in pose
see my verses
I can write
read me and die

hahaha hahaha