I found the letter W
Lying upon the floor
I thought hoW?, or Why?
Or What? could it be used for

I Wondered hoW it had got there
Or Who, or When it occurred
Then i realised it Was from my scrabble set
And that i Was short of another Word

Well i never thought i
What Words there might of been
MeoW choW hoW noW broWn coW
And some potentially obscene

And Why Was it called a W
tWo U's joined together with ease
In Which case the letter D
Could be a joining of an I , and a backWard C

And Why Y, Was like a three quarter X
And Z, is like a sleeping N
And F Was like a broken E
Depending on higher, and loWer case and then

So i gave up With this confusion
This mystery Was not for me
I returned the W to the scrabble set
Then sailed the 7 C's

by Jemia