Neurotic liberals need a faith,
Because they're unprepared to die.
Their church: fake news. So Fauci sayeth--
They trust that Science cannot lie.

So in that place where God should dwell
within their barren prideful souls,
they substitute, for fear of Hell,
their useless data-driven goals.

But what is true today may change . . .
Like Darwin's creed (and other lies)
and Truth has power to derange
beheld by Christ-rejecting eyes.