That must be the most useless lame roller-coaster ever
been on it a million times
and I still cannot feel a thing
its a dodgy con where they take your money
belt you in
and then tell you to use your imagination to feel
the moves
trouble is I know the proprietors are known criminals
and I don't have an unrefined imagination
that is fuelled by the lies of criminals and con-artists
I don't ride invisible roller-coasters
this here is a park see-saw that is laughable