Story Teller II (the mill's on fire)

the bells are clanging and sirens scream
woke me up from a most unusual dream
oxygen was getting low about to expire
heard someone yell help the mill's on fire

jumped out of bed grabbed my boots
truck horn is blasting giving two *****
slide down the long pole helmet in hand
down through the tunnel to never never land

the giant cat with whiskers of gold
shivering now why is it so **** cold
my naked body exposed to the raw
took a swipe at me with his huge paw

men on unicycles doing fancy tricks
juggeling ***** and poking me with sticks
somebody tell me what does it all mean
Gong show's Gene Gene the dancing machine

someone please help me show me the way
this dream is a blast but I cannot stay
crackling timbers that horrible sound
the fire is burning the mill to the ground

I really must wake up and go I have a job to do
it is desperate when someone's counting on you
just 40 more winks though would really be nice
just spray it with water and tons of shaved ice

Gomer LePoet....