My thoughts of you as I awake Are not as pure as angels' dreams, Unless they spent their night on earth, Carousing at some roadside inn, Leg wrestling on an unmade bed To learn the mortal ways of man, Which gods themselves scarce understand, Except at certain festivals, Or on a mission comically Disguised as fowl or serpentry, Beguiling those less innocent Than you, my love, could ever be. Small wonder that I'm losing sleep, Imagining myself in deep.