since this president took on
the chief's role
he's got himself a personal
minder patrol
  
these people attend to his
speech giving palm cards
and also watch if he wanders
off into other yards

no doubt he needs them
as his constant aids  
because his mental capabilities
have a shortness of lades

heaven help us all if he inadvertanly
plays with the nuclear keys
whilst his vigil are preoccupied by
frivolous duties