Lawrence Hall Mhall46184@aol.com https://hellopoetry.com/lawrence-hall/ poeticdrivel.blogspot.com
A Poetry Brawl Down at the Long Branch Saloon
I wrestled with a line of blank verse until It fell, all writhing on the floor, and there It gasped for breath and glared at me with hate Each syllable grating against another
“You have a sorry accent,” it snarled “And when my rhythm rises I will make you A dactyl fallen or a trochee tripped With my booted and spurred iambic feet!”
But we shook hands, and let our quarrel cease And so at Miss Kitty’s there was Syllabic accentuation at peace
Makin' iambs do what they oughrter / Is better handled by Texas John Slaughter!