Matches on fire Oh why do I watch My brother the liar Swirling his crotch To inspecting girls Beautiful faces Perfected curls All dresses and laces You for me And you for him How good it will be A promise so slim I don’t want cast offs Or my brothers choosing Smart *** toffs I’m already loosing But carry on he will Flirting and petting It all makes me ill My picked one is fretting My brother is a fool So now I’m going home This isn’t cool I’m not in Rome Where you do as they do I life my own life I’m thinking ******* As I spot his wife