498 aspirins were gone, 2 remained & through Walt Disney's weird
magic they began to have *** a lot on the bottom of the bottle. One
of them was a woman & the other was a woman too. They had ***-
ual ******* when nobody was watching, to protect their privacy
& to make a lesbian baby aspirin with *******. “We will make ****
history!” 1 aspirin chick exclaimed as she mounted the other white
aspirin chick. “Stop!” The Baptist minister ordered before dumping
an aspirin out. “You aspirin ***** have gone too far!” He observed
in a religious way. “I'm going to destroy you with a large hammer!”