I can’t stand All this excitement America’s mayor Will be under indictment For criminal activity In the Ukraine Do you understand What I’m saying
America’s mayor’s Apartment was raided Along with his office But we knew he was jaded His seeming immunity Has all but faded Now that Barr is gone It should be stated
America’s mayor Acted like a mob boss When he represented the president He was able to floss But he’s on his own now Which is par for the course And could go to prison Once the law is enforced
America’s mayor Is a hand grenade Who lied about the election When he drank Trump’s Kool Aid And now that his star has started to fade He’ll be vacationing in the Everglades With a fake moustache And a pair of dark shades