Dear Sir/Madam

It has been brought to our attention
how much you feel threatened by our Quality product
it is noted you feel its unfair the generous budget used
in our manufacturing costs not to mention the finely sourced
and exceptionally refined ingredients we use in our product.

Whilst we can understand that such quality is beyond the
reach of the average buyers or even appreciable by their tastes
we heartily feel there is enough room in the market to cater for all.
We therefore feel it is churlish, unsporting and bad form to cast
aspersions, make disparaging remarks, slander and sabotage our
quality.

As its now proven Quality endures and speaks for itself
cause despite all your foul means and obnoxious intentions and
quite frankly demeaning and despicable mind-sets and dastardly deeds, the quality and reputation of our product remains unassailable
whilst at the same time buttressing in minds of most general buyers that Quality counts and will always trump shoddy ill made products

We have no need to attack competitors or engage in unsavoury
competition or demean ourselves in cheap anodyne point scorings
we will always maintain our highest standards and the ethos we hold
dear....In good Quality, you have the Best of the Best.

Please accept our best wishes

The Quality Team