I've just slapped you with a shoe Squished you under my heel I wonder if I'm going insane I must be insane I just tried reviving a roach I like you'll live little buddy Hope you don't You're such a nuisance I've seen you running around Naked and crawling through my sheets Sleeping with me I might have ****** you too I don't know Every night I've been drunk I gave you the boot finally Hope you love being an insect A pestering nuisance Twitching on the floor Begging for another chance at life Well this second stomp should decide it I must be insane I compared you to a roach I gave you chance after chance Let you go Just to be crawled on When my back was turned **** that Baby I'm glad you finally died
Amazingly I found this poem in an old pair of shoes. :/