Collin got a little upset today. I got two tattoos at a tattoo parlor today, And he got scared. I let him sleep in the backseat of the car, And I let him eat some cookies, Only because they weren't real. They were ghost cookies, There's only ghost sugar in them. That does no harm at all. He did steal a few sips of my coffee though, That was an absolute nightmare. Four year olds cannot handle coffee. Such a handful. Collin is on the ceiling.
Other stories about Collin can be found in the collection "Son", which you can find if you look in the notes down below.