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Apr 2021
Hey!
what makes you think
Royals have the same emotions
as commoners
If they did
they would be commoners
and one thing they are not
is ordinary
or common
they don't grow on trees you know
and they know commoners
are
common
you see them everywhere
doing same old common things
and full of pettiness, envy and useless hate
whining, moaning, bleating and groaning
coarse, uncouth, base, silly and oh! so limited
conflicted affected belligerent and witless
and like the best deranged simpletons
they are good at
cutting off their noses to spite their faces
and they see slight and insults every where
'woo, ya you, wat yer looking at,
yer want some'
yeah mate
but you've got nothing to give but your brawn
and dull asinine actions
'yer, you think yer better than me'
'No Sunshine, you're proving that quite adequately
by yourselves'
Satire about outer Mongolia.

You can't make anything idiot proof because idiots are so ingenious. They will do anything to maintain and showcase their limitations.
Yenson
Written by
Yenson  M/London
(M/London)   
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   Ken Pepiton
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