They taught us to swim to the dark. And that anything more than ******* is a fetish, and fetishes are grose. Never run with something in your mouth, never leave your room empty-handed, never touch yourself. Do what makes you rich, not happy. And be a feminist, but make sure you spoil your husband, cause when he cheats it's your fault. Wear **** underwear from lace under your knee-long skirt. And no matter what happens, swim to the dark.