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Regis Inhuman Philip
at Buckingham Palace
peacefully after Covid
19 AstraZeneca vaccine.
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Her majesty requested
no flowers or cards and
there will be no funeral
because it's a state secret
due to an anti injection
backlash, so he will be
kept in cold storage for
the moment until all UK
subjects are vax populi.