The concertinas of the crippled unions

have immortalised the warbles of the undreamt melody

and in the gainsays of wraith tenors and sopranos

are strangling the arias in glaced Così fan tutte

and pointlessly doing pirouette En Dehors

on a blazing ice rink

it is the age of infantile wisdoms

and the renaissance of endemic idiocy

the peoples parliament is in session

and love is under discussion

and I am laughing my *** off