Have you heard the news About Senator Ted Cruz Fleeing the Lone Star state That’s been freezing of late? That supercilious buffoon Took his family to Cancun From all I’ve been told To escape the Texas cold
Is it just a telltale sign That he should resign From the office that he holds As more bad news unfolds? In my jaded eyes He doesn’t sympathize With his constituents Which doesn’t make no sense
He’s a snake covered in vaseline If you know what I mean The power hungry type Who’s lower than a guttersnipe Doing anything to appease By getting on his knees Just to kiss the ring Of a self-appointed king
Like other educated fools He attended the best schools He has lots of brains But the fact still remains He has very little respect For his voters’ intellects But as sure as you’re born I feel that he’ll soon be gone