You missed an exciting year Grampa You did get to see The first black president So much you got to see When you had an entire childhood Without even knowing about tv Yet, you saw the world Through war and peaceful means Inventions of things That once seemed like fantasies You saw smartphones In almost every pocket When you once celebrated The rotary, and then The touch tone Such technology that must have seemed! Maybe when you were a kid You dreamed of flying cars But the miraculous inventions You witnessed Have them beat by far We don't have robot maids And we haven't yet cured baldness And as far as politics The nation is a mess I think you'd be ******* About that I suppose, if there was ever a time to Exit Earth Stage left You got a good cue But that don't stop me From sorely missing you