They want to send me to AA Just for drinking a bottle a day That’s nothing, I say Compared to the Thompson’s and Hemingway’s And they don’t have an internal divide Where society’s poison seeps inside And everything is left to die Including one’s own peace and quiet But while they’re out balancing checkbooks I’m around balancing scales- The two ends of a triangle Trying to reach the ultimate peak of harmony And it’s this imbalance which turns me to the bottle Would you rather it be pills or powder on full throttle? So please let me get my beer gut in peace One of these days the new leaf will turn over