If walls could talk
I wonder what secrets they'd tell
If they were so vocal
I'd be condemned to hell
I'd stand before the judge
begging for mercy on me
For the jury is sure to convict
Guilty on all charges that be
They'd be witness to all my infidelity
They'd be shocking tellers of the cruelty
I would have nothing on which to stand
My reputation would be buried in sand
If the walls of this old house
Ever told on this old louse