Dec 2020
I step out
Scan the crowd
This is still new to me
OK, some classics to break the ice
They grumble
A few mumbles
And then I stumble
That one topical joke that fell flat on its face
Wether it be running, religious or race
This one sunk without a trace
Stick to the day job, this isnt for you
Some like you in spades, but only the few
But in life you have to give everything a try
Maybe not stand-up comedy
The shudders
The snarles
The stares
Wow,
Just watch me die
JJB
Scan the crowd
This is still new to me
OK, some classics to break the ice
They grumble
A few mumbles
And then I stumble
That one topical joke that fell flat on its face
Wether it be running, religious or race
This one sunk without a trace
Stick to the day job, this isnt for you
Some like you in spades, but only the few
But in life you have to give everything a try
Maybe not stand-up comedy
The shudders
The snarles
The stares
Wow,
Just watch me die
JJB
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. - Sam Kinison
Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good. - Ali Wong
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. - Dane Cook
Stand-up comedy is something that you have to strive to do, multiple times a night, every night, to be good. - Ali Wong
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer. - Dane Cook
