Today s ****** fat and ugly woman Stuck her finger up at mr Saying she wasn’t like my mum I said I know ugly ***** You are too shy to be like my mum You look as like you want me not to Stare at you I said gladly my eyes will pop out If I looked at you too long She said I am not your mummy I said yes I know you are too shy to Be like my mummy Patrick Enright said let’s trase Brian I am not like his daddy I said Patrick I know You are too shy to be like my daddy That woman looked like she spent Time in gaol God knows what for But she is a ****** criminal And that is why she stuck her finger up She is too fucken shy to be like my mum Patrick is too fucken shy to be like my dad I suppose Patrick should marry that fucken ***** They would be suited Two ugly people hitching up That would be weird My mum and dad are much better than That criminal lady and her hogan husband I don’t wanna be with bogans anyway