he counts the money I count calories he dresses up like he always has a board meeting to attend you can usually find me in pastel coloured tees and black tights he eats like he is on a diet I eat like I just broke up He leafs through big old dusty encyclopedia's I have my nose in one of his mothers many cookbooks he drinks spritzers and tonic I have the weirdest craving for Smirnoff he sits in his lazyboy and flips through the news and sports channel all I have been watching a lot of is Gordon Ramsey he lost a deal I lost my recipe cards