the edges of my hatred for you had grown ragged and i realized it was time to file them down, i picked up the whetstone of contempt and weighed it carefully, its blunt smoothness removing me to a higher plane, And i smiled as i placed it on the table, My pleasure almost obscene As i slowly dragged the edge of disgust across its surface, enhancing and restoring the original shine...
I think we've all felt this at one time or another...