The windscreen wipers on Irish vehicles are not symbiotically in ratio with the rhythm of rain.
It's only at cow or rail crossings one finds sufficient time and vision to read what has been index fingered on the backs of mud splattered trucks while they were stopped on the RED.
Number protruding license plates are already illegible, brake lights and tail lights dimmed by that friendly dirt that sticks like a stray dog would to you. Impossible to discern which are which.
Indicators, but for flashing, could be those of a Sacred Heart lamp.
"Mobile Library Rural Service "
Elevated enough from the road to have escaped the back wash of tandem axle'd wheels with tyres treaded sufficiently to pass the warrant of fitness thus capable of ejecting sullied slime high enough into the air to efficiently tarnish at least a four car tail back on the medieval roading system.
At least, there was a piece of graffiti, or be it moving art (albeit unfinished) to read.
I tried to join Men- -sa but my Haiku was a wee bit too lo