I want to protect you from the storms of life I want to be your umbrella in the torrential downpour we call tough times Though my fabrics may be porous and the water I shield you from may cause splash back I want to be there At times it may seem that no one loves you I’m **** sure that’s not true But I am not always sure that anyone else has a good enough grasp on the word to know That it by definition means you have to be there for the ones you claim to love Otherwise it doesn’t mean a thing Otherwise you’re just the dope standing in line at the store trying to get a return without a receipt But why would anyone want to return you? You may have come straight out of the package only to be a busted toy that fell into bad hands But as a porous old umbrella I can assure you In my life you are the best that I have got I’d rather shield you from the rain than any naïve, gleaming package Whom has no comprehension of how ****** life is beyond the store walls And you are far more beautiful anyways, with those missing bits and nicks in your plastic In fact I thought you were so beautiful I wrenched myself from my owner’s hands So I could protect you from the pain within the rain instead You were just a toy that had been trashed but I was willing to lose myself for you Willing to lose my time inside my cocoon of ignorance in someone else’s hands Just so that I could be blessed enough to call you my best friend I wanted to bear the weathers over our heads so that yours wouldn’t feel a drop And the only weather I can’t protect you from is the flood of your tears But when they surge upon us in times of trouble I prefer to invert myself and collect Allowing them to pool in the basin of my memories so that one day when you’re stronger than that We can take the time to look back and laugh At the broken toy that couldn’t see that her worst problems Could be fixed by a leaky old umbrella