Come join our Club
no qualifications required
it's our famous fantasy Control Club
but you need to be skilled
in self-delusions and idiosyncrasy
and it helps to be dimwitted and preoccupied

Come join us
you will be distracted by our distraction
and put to work for nothing
for nothing goes for nothing
and that's the fun of it all
after all you have nothing better to do
except to fantasize and believe in Santa claus