with his riding of elephants & rough-&-tumble comedy schtick. He was the only president unable to touch & see his toes. If he wanted to know what was going on down there he'd have to consult a shorter person or rely on gut instinct. Once, when all seemed lost, Big Bill was able to cheer the crowd with his hapless carnival antics... & like Bill, rich people get everything including quality women: skinny, stacked, young.