The President may be a goner From the dreaded corona Guess we haven’t turned that corner Wonder if we’re ever gonna He didn’t believe in wearing a mask Whether he does now we’ll have to ask Does he still find it a task? Or does he want an oxygen mask
So much for his conspiracy theory Of which by now we’ve become weary Now his prognosis is so dreary That I wouldn’t want him anywhere near me And as for us turning a corner If we believe this who do we honor? When the President himself may be a spawner Yet this breaking news may be a yawner
At the president’s constant insistence And because he has such strong resistance The White House doesn’t practice social distance Because scientific facts he routinely dismisses Now we’re playing a game of wait and see Does he have it? You can search me If he does as it might well may be It will remain an ongoing mystery
Perhaps at last he’s learned his lesson But he’ll probably keep us guessing Though If he survives it will be a blessing From on high there’s no contesting I guess now he’ll take it serious And if he doesn’t he’s probably delirious Yet he could also be impervious Though his behavior has been murderous!