Hello is this the emergency
line.

"YES" !

There is a man in our
street who is telling
everyone covid it is a scam.

"Really"!

He never wears a mask
and he has a Kiss a Kovid
Tee Shirt.

"Our advice is, do not approach
him, wear a mask and ear muffs
if you are his close neighbour".

But what if he phones me or send
me an email with anti Covid poems
like he has being doing?

" Don't answer the phone and do
not, we repeat do not read his poems "

What will I do if he writes in metaphor

"Are you dyslexsick because this is 911
would you ******* and stop annoying us".