I am in Tidy Towns
we are known by the
abbreviation of Tidies.

It is a bit like golf, though
without caddies, we meet
at the 'green in the park'.

We have our own clubs,
we walk, talk, stop, pick
and putt (in plastic sacks).

Sometimes if there's is a
hole in one then everything
we have collected falls out.

We wear Guantanamo Type
T Shirts but not everyone
brings there own *****, four!