a couple times i've been too drunk to appreciate anything more than hugging a toilet bowl and let me say the whisky no matter how it's been aged tastes bad in the wrong direction woman and a love gone backwards cuts worse than cheap scotch coming up again yet i love those wasted evenings even screaming stupid curses and the sail boat runs and hot tubs in the snow when no one knew the future any more than we could step up ladders to a distant star