here's a thought
from our goons in the loom
we've done the no *** drought
and regent just despite seem to bloom
so we should send him ladies pretty and bright
mind they must be clean with no std to make him swoon
know he's a goer like a geyser all day and night
the ladies should do doggy and spoon
let him have it nice and tight
do him till he goes boom
that's him outta sight

what do you mean
that's a crazy idea, you *****
aren't we crazy, where have you been
look all we've been doing for years, you prawn
he's big  like our Henry the eight without a queen
think how  **** ladies can jump him till his member withdrawn
they'll put in the shift and **** him till he's lean
keep him going at it from dusk to dawn
tell you after a month he ain't so keen
thereafter he's going to go down
sure-fire plan he's off the scene
go get ladies you clown
clean, tanned no acne
so that's the plan