My Granny May Malone Was a lovely lady Sadly she was alone Grandpa died when I was ten I remember his grave stone All that time back then Granny was such a brilliant cook She didn’t have to use a recipe book She cooked straight from the heart To her it was a simple art Mushed up cabbage was simply delicious But the sheep brain butties I was suspicious Thought it was cottage cheese I said no thanks, oh please! My mum did laugh I spat it out with upmost wrath She thought it was funny I washed out my mouth Then grabbed some honey We had such fun way back then And fun with grandpa before I was ten!