In the Academy of Dunces
they parade feline strangers
unnaturally in my front sight
they hold they are teasing me
that I do not get for I care not
for strangers who are mindless
its debasing and objectifying women
something I will never believe in or condone
I need to know and like you
before you even make it to my fantasy
much less my dreams or my desires
but these ignorant tribes are uncouth
thick and raw lacking sensibilities
they cheapen themselves greatly
I do solemnly declare
I am in no way like them
menfolk or womenfolk