So there I was one Thursday night Just kickin' back alone in my bed Got my jammies on & pillows fluffed With one arm tucked under my head
Staring off into space, lost in thought 'til I saw something move on my wall, above me was a pretty big spider skipping along frantically, trying not to fall
but fall he did, & he landed close by as I laid there frozen with fear at first I couldn't tell if he intended to cuddle or bite then ever so slowly he began to draw near
his gaze settled on me with uncertainty with his six or eight little eyes then he brushed up against me ever so gently I just kept still and whimpered & cried
Apparently he was smitten with me And so chose a spot on my hand to sit I couldn't tell him I don't like him like that "No spider, Not even…A little…Bit."
Then I said "Spider – This could get crazy With all of our legs entwined" "you with eight, and me with two, In total that's ten legs combined."
He looked really sad, and I felt kinda bad Because a love like his is quite rare So it went from being a one night stand To this now complicated affair.