My friend's birthday was in a week  
And as I woke up, my day turned bleak.

20 gifts for under $20!  
Seems that there are options aplenty.

Elvis Star Socks,  
Meat Parade Metal Lunch Box  
...

Oh! Could this??...but I had to balk.  
For it was out of stock.

My hopes took another dip  
When my perfect gift took a month to ship.

"gifts for guys"  
But the results were all lies!

Why suggest purses?  
By page five, I wanted to give Amazon curses.

But if Amazon had given up,  
it was time for me to give up too.

"So....what do you want me to get you?"