Go wash your plates and cutlery
and put them on the rack
Oh..why can't the servants do it
they do yours and dad and the little girls

I'll tell you why darling
servants have moms who taught them
how to wash and dry  up
I would not be a good mother if I didn't teach you
how to wash and dry up
and lots of other skills

And you know something else young man
before you ask anybody to do things for you indoors
make **** sure you can do it to

when you're married I don't want your wife thinking
what kind of mother raised this man
she'll love appreciate and respect you even more
if you're responsible and capable

I'm not going to get married, yuk
that's up to you
don't you want to be as happy as daddy is

yes, but I don't see him washing plates
Oh..I forgot I have seen daddy washing plates

there, see

I still don't want to get married
girls are silly and they tell tales....