Here's to the ******* who'd ruin my life Who's filled every moment of existence with strife I'm sorry I'm not the child you wanted me to be Sorry I couldn't live the way you wanted to see Though that wouldn't be enough, would it? If I was straight, cis, sporty and ****? You wouldn't give a **** about me Cause I still couldn't make your life so easy and free You never wanted a child, just an excuse To abandon the family that'd worn out it's use They hate me too, but I can't really blame them Their hate stems from this monster of men As we celebrate I bolster the thought Of when I can drop you in a hole and leave you to rot Because maybe then I can be who I am Without your input that my life is a sham And maybe then, when you can't speak a word Maybe then I can finally be assured That my life really matters Because you won't be there to tear every aspect of my being and every hope that I've had for life and love and family to tatters